A Dog’s Pet Peeve’s About Humans

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TOP TEN PEEVES

DOGS HAVE ABOUT  HUMANS

’1′
Blaming your toots on me…
Not funny… Not funny at all!


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’2′
Yelling at me for barking.
I AM A F-R-I-G-G-I-N’ DOG


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’3′
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out!
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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’4′
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!


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’5′
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.

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’6′
The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo – what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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’7′
Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’, then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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’8′
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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’9′
Dog sweaters. Hello???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?


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’10′
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who’s boss here!
You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?

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I hope you enjoyed these irreverent looks at a dog’s point of view and his/her pet peeves sent to me via the internet. Good for a laugh, or two, or three!

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